An angry Jennifer Love Hewitt is defending her curves after photos of her in a bikini were ridiculed on the Internet.

Leno: ?According to a recent poll, 61 percent of people surveyed said they?d rather see Sarah Palin in a bikini than Pamela Anderson. Although 99 percent said they?d rather see Pamela Anderson as vice president.? And so on. No humor in Obama ...

It's the middle of January, and heat-seeking bikini bombshells carpet the beach, bronzing the winter pallor from their pampered flesh. There's a special buzz in the air that grows louder as the beautiful people get amped for another night of seeing ...