That?s because in 10,000 B.C. there were only two women around. And one of them was old and freaky and didn?t even have the good taste to fashion herself a bikini out of animal pelts. Also? Gays built the pyramids. Always making pretty things ...

The scene: When Brazilians dream of going to an island with that special bikini-ed someone, they dream of this place, 250 miles off the northeastern coast. Reached by small plane from the city of Recife, Noronha is a remote volcanic archipelago with ...

An angry Jennifer Love Hewitt is defending her curves after photos of her in a bikini were ridiculed on the Internet.