But the two weirdest have to be a monster-filled, fig-leaf-bikini-clad, vampires-dancing-with-skeletons-and-people-wearing-bear-masks ?bite the apple? number that takes place after an earthquake in Hell and, later, an oh-so-?70s swinger sex ...

It's the middle of January, and heat-seeking bikini bombshells carpet the beach, bronzing the winter pallor from their pampered flesh. There's a special buzz in the air that grows louder as the beautiful people get amped for another night of seeing ...

An angry Jennifer Love Hewitt is defending her curves after photos of her in a bikini were ridiculed on the Internet.