An angry Jennifer Love Hewitt is defending her curves after photos of her in a bikini were ridiculed on the Internet.

I?d say, ?Why are they asking me to wear a bikini?? I get tough, because I see the slippery slope. ? There are a lot of women who don?t respect themselves and hurt themselves. I grew up knowing strong women who value who you are and what ...

But the two weirdest have to be a monster-filled, fig-leaf-bikini-clad, vampires-dancing-with-skeletons-and-people-wearing-bear-masks ?bite the apple? number that takes place after an earthquake in Hell and, later, an oh-so-?70s swinger sex ...